When you’re watching TV and 5SOS randomly appears on screen…




You: “Luke! Can you help me?”

Luke: “Nah I’m busy!”

You: “I need help getting my bra off”


Luke: *bends of on knees panting* I’m here, let’s do this

Luke: *gestures vaguely at you* Why aren’t you topless?

You: I needed help carrying my laundry

Luke: FUCK 

actual conversation with my little cousin

  • Her: so do you like anyone?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Her: Who?
  • Me: Well it's not one. It's four. Four boys.
  • Her: Oh. *pauses* DO ANY OF THEM LIKE YOU BACK?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *cries in corner*

5SOS Preference #51 Losing It


i.e: loosing your/his virginity

Michael: His hands press you down onto the bed while he trailed hot, wet kisses down your neck. “Are you sure you want to do this, kitten?” Michael questions, ceasing his actions. He lifts himself off of you and hovers, using his forearms for support. His eyes…


I am ashton in most situations of life 


i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via asian)